“FUCK” (throws iPhone across the room) “What was that?” “My phone.” “Why did you throw your phone?” “Eh, I don’t know.” “Don’t do that again.” “Hmph, okayyyy.”
Foot massages at 2 am. <3
Head massages ALL the time.
showers, roofs, parks, movie theaters, bathrooms, chairs, floors, beds, sinks.
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:D better than mine. i love you so much babe.